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| Dealer Sam stirred from deep slumber |
Dealer Sam accidentally emerged from his annual hibernation cycle last weekend, according to multiple reports. Upon realizing that the 2015 PCHL Season was still months away - and that his beloved Edmonton Oilers are the worst team in the NHL - the Mission Street Dealers' starting catcher groggily stumbled to Berkeley Bowl, where he purchased an entire Chinook salmon. While walking back to his Berkeley cave, he stopped briefly to scratch his back against a tree and was then seen tipping over a dumpster behind a McDonald's to forage for food scraps.
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